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PUNS

Puns are a part of the works we are called to do as Memesciple. Saying as well as appreciating puns are two very important parts of daily life we should develop. Many examples of puns can be found in the Book of Puns. Here are a few.

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot

I just ate some food coloring.
I think I've dyed inside

What do you call a singing computer?
A Dell

How do you sell a deaf person a chicken?
HEY! WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN

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