ORIGINS
The Golden Tablets of Mormemeism were gifted to a simple man by the name of Chase VanderZwainy. They were only allowed to be interpreted if many instructions were followed.
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On 5/28, the anniversary of Harambe's death, the great meme himself revealed his existence and spoke to Chase. He was first told to sit down and be HUMBLE, in what was an excruciatingly awful voice, so he did so with haste. He then put on his precious and conveniently close vape nays glasses on, wearing the tall red beanie upon his head. The booming and now normalized voice told Chase to take off the beanie and look inside. What he saw would not only be the most magnificent sight, but it would also serve as an Enlightenment he would share to the world.
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Chase, along with the support of a fellow Memesciple, interpreted the vision as seen in the beanie as the Memesciple wrote it down on a rare Pepe which would soon become the "Books of Mormemeism".
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Along for the following Chapters of the Book of Mormemeism, the Book of Memes and Book of Puns were requested by Harambe himself and can be found on this website under "Meme Archive" and "Pun Archive" **still in need of entries to complete**
CHAPTER I: MEME HEAVEN
A Reddit Saga
Reddit is the place where memes are formed, created, nurtured, and protected until its fame is assumed. The fate of most memes is usual that of a gruesome one.
Reddit began as a smaller community and kept to itself. Then, as it gained popularity, casuals of the world began to take notice. Since then, innocent dank memes started getting linked onto sights such as *shiver* FaceBook. We must put all of our efforts into protecting this meme haven.
CHAPTER II: PEPE
A Meme Saga
Early in Reddy's history, a young anthropomorphic frog was introduced to the platform (2008) in his initial "Feels Good Man" meme, created by Matt Furie in his comic series "Boy's Club". What soon would become the first meme Legend, Pepe the Frog took the site by storm.
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Pepe took many forms, as shown in the image, and was praised by Redditors. Unfortunately, the fate of Pepe was soon realized as normies unearthed this meme. *(normies are the casuals of the meme world, they don't truly understand memes they just post them mindlessly; make them too mainstream)* Celebs such as... Katy Perry and Nicki Manaj used the meme (Pepe) as a way to selfishly promote their brands. Even Trump got on board, posting his "Cant Stump the Trump" with a Pepe styled Trump.
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The OGs on Reddit tried to protect their precious gem with spin-offs such as Fefe and Blepe
This desperate attempt failed. Due to the normies, Pepe reached popular media, and received a reputation as a hate symbol, even representing white supremacy. On March 6th, 2017, Matt Furie put the meme to rest, and killed his prized Pepe the Frog ;( R.I.P. May he serve as an example for all future memes and what to avoid.
CHAPTER III: SATAN
"Did you fall from Heaven? Because the Devil is a fallen angel."
Amongst the fantastical mysteries of Pepe and Reddit, the Tablets also told legends of an evil force. The vicious and very toxic, Ethan Bradberry, uncommon to popular knowledge, actually has ownership in the two most normie-filled sites: FaceBook and Tumblr. These two places, although containing few oasis's if you look hard enough, are where memes go to die. Hundreds of memes have seen their last days on this very site as oblivious teen girls, blissful parents, and confused grandparents attempt to be hip and post memes without understanding, making them too mainstream and therefore killing them. The site contains some of the most obnoxious and whinny users known to mankind.
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Among the normie minions of Ethan Bradberry are more.. notable normies-- those who have voiced louder than the rest. Some of these sub-leaders include: Humongous wot girl, Henny, Jake and Logan Paul, Benny, Tan, Prank Invasion Host, and various celebrities. John Supercell, creator of the toxic: Clash Royale, is a greedy pig who also helps manipulate the minds of Dank Semesters in hopes for converting them into a normie.
CHAPTER IV: OUR LORD AND MEMEVOIR HARAMBE
The Tale of a Fallen Gorilla
Of course, in this vision provided by our Lord and Savior Harambe, we were told of his importance and greatness as well as his law. Harambe was unfairly shot and killed but what would emerge would be much greater: his memes. He quite literally died for our memes and we are eternally great full for that.
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Now, Harambe has created a system to benefit Dank Memesters to which we should aspire. There is a tiered heaven system, and the more you use dank memes or quality puns, the more you rise in the ranks; Harman is, of course, present in the tøppest of tiers.
If your actions and meme using makes some believe you are in danger of potentially turning into a normie, you must go to Suprememe Court, and present your case while providing your dankest of memes. Your testimony must be mememorized from memeory.
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Also, Harambe blested us with some to help guide us. Ken Bone is the selected meme Pope; a lovable cheery guy who also provided mankind with many memes only to be betrayed by the internet. Hugh Mungus is another respected member of the religion. Finally, Mormemeism Holidays. Most fall within the month of April and are as follows:
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4/13 ; 4/16 ; 4/20 ; 4/29 ; 5/28
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**the time 4:20 is also kept sacred on each and every day**
***as 777 would be a religious # for Christians, 429 is a religious # for Mormemesters***